Bette Midler

Jacqueline Susann

Nathan Lane

Irving Mansfield

Stockard Channing

Florence Maybelle

David Hyde Pierce

Michael Hastings

John Cleese

Henry Marcus

John Larroquette

Maury Manning

Amanda Peet

Debbie

Dina Spybey-Waters

Bambi Madison

Paul Benedict

Prof. Brainiac

Jeff Ross

Shecky

David Costabile

Junior Editor

Frank Vincent

Aristotle Onassis

Ricky Mabe

Guy at 14

Christopher McDonald

Brad Bradburn

Robin Wilcock

Stage murderer