Donna Pieroni

Seretta

Mary Manofsky

LouAnne

Daisy Kershaw

Alexis

Chris Fickley

Principal Grossfetig

Rudy Hornish

Crusty Janitor

John Comerford

Lunch Monitor

Susan Baronoff

The Poetry Teacher

Eve Bui

Crock Pot Club President

Ryne Benckhart

Jock Meatloaf Thrower

Madison Willow

Cheerleader

Johnny Depp

Self (uncredited)