Brian Spaeth

Merri Sherman

Stephanie Sanborn

Becky Thunderbreastinyorkinshire

Dominic Pace

Detective Tracy Riggs

Dylan Mooney

Calvin Stadiums

Bill Walton

Kelli Sherman

Shadii

Inflatable Ben (voice)

Wayland Pickard

Mamba (voice)

James Evans

Coroner

Joni Kempner

Molly

Brett London

Dusting Cop

Marcel Bridges

Dopey Cop (as Marcel Lloyd)

Katie Heeran

Madeline

Tara Jane

Madeline

Ted Lange

Dr. Crazy

Joleigh Fioravanti

Nurse Insane