Jason Mewes

Jay

Kevin Smith

Silent Bob / Kevin Smith

Harley Quinn Smith

Milly

Aparna Brielle

Jihad

Shannon Elizabeth

Justice

Brian O'Halloran

Cast Member of Clerks / Dante Hicks / Grant Hicks

Jason Lee

Brodie Bruce

Ben Affleck

Holden McNeil

Joey Lauren Adams

Alyssa Jones

Jennifer Schwalbach Smith

Mooby's Manager Miss McKenzie

Treshelle Edmond

Sopapilla

Alice Wen

Shan Yu

Craig Robinson

Judge Jerry N. Executioner

Joe Manganiello

Bailliff

Frankie Shaw

Prosecutor