Amitai Marmorstein

David Spencer

Patrick Gilmore

Leslie Handover

Ben Cotton

Shamus O'Reilly / Jerry

Kacey Rohl

Olivia 'Satan Spawn' Sue

Peter New

Donald Dirk

Johannah Newmarch

Melissa Dirk

Greg Ng

Interviewer

Scott Patey

Doug Spencer

Daniel Boileau

Mr. Donovan

Alastair Gamble

Chester the Chipmunk

Alistair Abell

Bartender

Kristina Agosti

Stacy Smith

Sean Allan

Reverend Handover

Lyova Beckwitt

Young Shamus

Graem Beddoes

Racoon Ray / Ramond Beddoes