Vince Offer

Batman / Fetus Salesman / JJ Cool / Flirty Harry / Vincenzo Butafungu

Gena Lee Nolin

Marilyn

Rebekah Chaney

Supermodel #2 / Pregnant Girl / Lesbian #3 / Co-host of Bag Lady Pageant

Michael Clarke Duncan

Gay Virgin

Lightfield Lewis

Virgin Hunter / White Juror #2

Joey Buttafuoco

Sonny

Slash

Miss America Bag Lady Pageant Host

Ant

Gay Man

Dyrk Ashton

Krishna #3

Mike Boito

White Juror #1

Bobby Lee

Chinese Man

Mongo Brownlee

Black Juror #1

Michael Wheels Parise

Godmother / Psychologist

Dante

Sushi Mama (voice)

Barbara Snellenburg

Supermodel #1 / Virgin / Beautiful Girl / Boobwatch Girl #4