Éric Cantona

Self

Steve Evets

Eric Bishop

Stephanie Bishop

Lily

John Henshaw

Meatballs

Gerard Kearns

Ryan

Stefan Gumbs

Jess

Lucy-Jo Hudson

Sam

Justin Moorhouse

Spleen

Matthew McNulty

Young Eric

Smug Roberts

Smug

Mick Ferry

Judge

Max Beesley Snr

Eric's Father

Steve Marsh

Zac

Ryan Pope

Fenner

Cleveland Campbell

Buzz