John Cusack

Hoops McCann

Demi Moore

Cassandra

Curtis Armstrong

Ack Ack Raymond

William Hickey

Old Man Beckersted

Joe Flaherty

General Raymond

Tom Villard

Clay Stork

Billie Bird

Grandma

John Matuszak

Stain

Mark Metcalf

Aguilla Beckersted

Kimberly Foster

Cookie Cambell

Joel Murray

George Calamari

Matt Mulhern

Teddy Beckersted

Rich Little

Disc Jockey

Bobcat Goldthwait

Egg Stork

Kristen Goelz

Squid Calamari