Gabriel Olds

Ned Bleuer

Jason Priestley

Roy Darpinian

Jerry O'Connell

Scott Foreman

Joe Pantoliano

Harvey Darpinian

Steve Railsback

Eddie Darpinian

Stephen Tobolowsky

Antonio

Stéphanie Anderson

Marilyn Monroe

Chubby Checker

Himself

Christine Taylor

Melissa Smock

Kurt Fuller

Arturo Gallo

Maxwell Caulfield

Man in Bathrobe

Tuesday Knight

Nude Woman / Marilyn Monroe

Leslie Wing

Ned's Mother

Phil Reeves

Officer

Sean Whitesell

Officer