Billy Crystal

Lionel Carpenter

Joan Prather

Segoynia Savaka

Alex Rocco

Sergeant Danny Bonhoff

Doris Roberts

Mrs. Carpenter

Margaret Adachi

Interviewer

Adam Anderson

Sobbing Sailor

John Andersonjo

African Chief

Edward Ansara

Second Newscaster

Gino Ardito

Wino Brother

Lawrence Bame

Second Secret Serivce Man

Sarverio Barbiere

Gypsy Cousin

Marlene Barr

Cashier

Billy Barty

Lester

Tanii Bauer

Mrs. Reinheimer

Peggy Blow

Bunny